{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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Honkajoki is a former municipality of Finland. It was merged with the town of Kankaanpää on 1 January 2021.
"}{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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