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Steed Tchicamboud is a French former professional basketball player for who last played for SLUC Nancy Basket of the LNB Pro A.

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Rheinisch-Bergischer Kreis is an electoral constituency represented in the Bundestag. It elects one member via first-past-the-post voting. Under the current constituency numbering system, it is designated as constituency 99. It is located in western North Rhine-Westphalia, comprising the Rheinisch-Bergischer Kreis district.

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